Question by James P: Chemistry puns?
Need help with these:

1. Last summmer, I toured Rocky Mountains. Boy, they sure _________.

2. Hippy at drag races: “Like wow ____________ cars go!”

3. Too late! The birds sittign on the window ______ gone now.

4. Football coach to lazy player: “Listen, either get out there and ta__________ to the showers you go!”

5. Joe tried to fly like Superman from a tall building, but in the end he just went s_____________pteen pieces on the sidewalk.

6. Son to mother after flop of his first stage show: “Well, that’s show __________er!”

Best answer:

Answer by Rose
1. Arsenic (are-scenic?)
2. Cesium
3. Argon
4. Chlorine
5. Platinum
6. Bismuth (bis, muth-er)

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