Question by James P: Chemistry puns?
Need help with these:
1. Last summmer, I toured Rocky Mountains. Boy, they sure _________.
2. Hippy at drag races: “Like wow ____________ cars go!”
3. Too late! The birds sittign on the window ______ gone now.
4. Football coach to lazy player: “Listen, either get out there and ta__________ to the showers you go!”
5. Joe tried to fly like Superman from a tall building, but in the end he just went s_____________pteen pieces on the sidewalk.
6. Son to mother after flop of his first stage show: “Well, that’s show __________er!”
Answer by Rose1. Arsenic (are-scenic?)
6. Bismuth (bis, muth-er)
What do you think? Answer below!